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Politics: what not to do #7

This is Sarah Palin pardoning at Thanksgiving turkey. A few seconds later she continues the interview outside... in front of a guy in the process of beheading turkeys in full view of the cameras. 

 

Politics: What not to do #6

Apparently "don't talk with your mouth full" needs an addendum. Don't refuse to answer questions from the press because you're too busy eating a cookie. 

 

Politics: What not to do #5

Don't parody the Old Spice viral videos to get attention for your campaign.

I'm not sure what's more ridiculous- the fact that I have to tell you people not to do it or the fact that several of you have done it.

 

 

Politics: What not to do #4

Keep your cool in front of the press, don't threaten reporters, and don't act like this dude:

 

Favorite line at 1:42 "You are such a biased person. You are sooo biased."

Here's an explanation of what happened:

 

I love political soap operas. Lies, drugs, sex, crime, money, and power make for excellent entertainment. 

Politics: What not to do #3

Don't be a childish prick. 

This video is unbelievable - just watch.

 

Politics: What not to do #2

This is from over a year ago, but it's still great.

Who says that one person can't make a difference?

Booooooooo Ben Konop Booooooooooooo

 

Politics: What not to do #1

Now that I think about it, the reason I got a degree in political science is because I thought it was incredibly funny. It's all such a huge joke- the campaigns, the personalities, the scandals... I love all of it. 

A friend sent me this video a few hours ago and it's genius. Too bad his Masters in Communication didn't help him secure the nomination.

 

His speech reminds me of Dom from Office Space when he met with the consultants.

I have PEOPLE SKILLS!! I am GOOD at DEALING with PEOPLE!! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is WRONG with YOU PEOPLE??!

Or

The Dean Scream.

 

I love this so much